multipack:

do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea

lameborghini:

if u think my text posts are bad now u should see the ones that i don’t even publish

filed under:
#Game of Thrones
#wtf
#Arya Stark: Queen of Names

princessaryastark:

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i love reading ”’tween”’ magazines purely because of the section where they send in their embarrassing moments 

i was in a restaurant and i saw my crush who was looking like a total hottie but then i slipped and fell into his lap omg! blush! soooo cringey! - Sally, 13

and i’m like

OH SALLY WHAT ARE YOU LIKE

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when she’s ready to mate, she doesn’t pick the strongest or the brightest guy around. She just goes for the closest.
“You’ll Do”: Lack of Choosiness in Female Strawberry Poison Dart Frogs (via outofcontextscience);

andrewbreitel:

ArrREST m eE OFFICeR!!!!!!!

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filed under:
#katy is being whiny
#personal

Just remembered that I’m probably going to get screwed over on getting to use “my” car when I’m home because my parents probably haven’t bothered fixing my mom’s car. Cooooooooool.

Valjean: After I suffered 19 years at Toulon, a sentence totally disproportionate to my crime...
Sweeney: After I suffered 15 years in Australia, a sentence given despite my never committing a crime...
Valjean: I thought I'd lost all faith in humanity.
Sweeney: I thought I'd lost all faith in humanity.
Valjean: And just when it seemed like I could finally start anew...
Sweeney: And just when it seemed like I could finally fulfill my goals...
Valjean: I was thrown into emotional turmoil at the world's kindness.
Sweeney: I was thrown into emotional turmoil at the world's bad timing.
Valjean: Now I'm hit by an epiphany.
Sweeney: Now I'm hit by an epiphany.
Valjean: I have to become a better person.
Sweeney: I have to kill motherfucking EVERYONE.
filed under:
#Easy A

marielikestodraw:

I fucking love this movie so much you have no idea.

todiewouldbethenextadventure:

So this kid kept asking for nudes so I just sent him this.